McKenzie Frazier - Mascot/Watch Dog
Background:
Though I was born a Dingo in Aboriginal Australia, my mother
was actually a Scott and my father was not. My mother's favorite
book contained the names McKenzie and Frazier, hence the two
became me! I was brought to the United States in 2001 and
was placed for adoption at a dog adoption event, though I
am not particularly proud of that.
Hobbies & Interests:
I have a strange and diverse hobby list which
includes but not limited to:
• Leaping around like a Gazelle, yes I am capable of leaping over a
couch in a single bound!
• Fish attacker and tenderizer when my master pulls up the big one.
Actually what I really want to do is roll all over it.
• Squirrel chasing duty, though I really don't know what I'd do with
one if I caught it.
• Shedding of great amounts of quality fur, my contribution of self
expressive art. I actually hold many shares in the vacuum industry.
Professional Background:
As it turned out, my mission in life was to be granted the honorable position of Total Concept Mascot which should never be confused
with ascot, which in fact is a very wide necktie. I also bark at some
of the clients after they leave the office. At four o'clock in the afternoon, I become the company Court Jester at which time I
bring out my toys and commence to entertain with comical moves,
jumps, air tossing, and attacks. Being cute, I grab my toys with my paws while lying on my back. I stole this idea from the family cat.
Parting Words:
"No, the Dingo did NOT eat your baby...the Rottweiler did it"
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